devil's phrasebook

Until now, no one has attempted a phrasebook for the kind of people that I hang out with.. For those of you playing along at home, this pin yin list can give you a rough idea of the sounds.

My friend is unconscious. Could you help me move him?
我的朋友不自觉. 你能帮我搬走他吗。

I don't know where all this vomit came from.
我不知道这些呕吐物从那里来。

I did not steal your gigantic fake beer bottle.
我没有偷你的巨大的模拟的啤酒瓶

I don't wish to marry you. You are an ugly stranger.
我不想嫁给你, 你是一个很难看的陌生人

She surely didn't mean it.
她肯定不是故意作的

This is a very stupid idea.
这个想法非常的笨

They are not homosexuals.
他们不是同性恋者

My liver hates me.
我的肝脏恨我

That's not my urine.
那不是我的尿

Don't worry. The dog ate all the vomit.
没事那只狗把呕吐物都吃了

Props to Slackbastard for the idea and Shelley，Mark and Sun Bin for the help with the Chinese. Of course, if you find an error or wish to see something, I'd love to hear about it.