the dreaded

Translation of absurdly popular Chinese song. I like the bit about the mouse and the rice. I think it has a certain affinity for the 50 cent line, "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

Come to think of it, in mandarin I think that would go:
我爱你就像小胖子爱蛋糕 "wo3 ai4 ni3 jiu4 xiang4 xiao3 pang4zi ai4 dan4gao1"

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wo ai ni ai zhe ni
jiu xiang lao shu ai da mi
bu guan you duo shao feng yu wo dou hui yiran pei zhe ni
wo xiang ni xiang zhe ni
buguan you duo me de ku
zhi yao neng rang ni kai xin wo shen me dou yuan yi
zhe yang ai ni

I love you, loving you, as a mouse loves rice
Every day has a storm, I'm always by your side
I miss you, missing you
I don’t care how hard it is
I just want you to be happy
Everything, I do it for you