there ya go

Close the polls. I have witnessed the most complicated and retarded drink that has ever been made. I think this girl's modifactions ended up making her 12 oz. latte cost about $5.25. We, of course, made her pay for every single one that we could.

I wanted to calculate how many bits of information were contained on the boxes on the side of the drink.

Below is the recipe, complete with interjections in parenthesis.

1 pump vanilla
2 and 1/4 pumps toffee nut

(elex: "what kind of drink is this?!"
her: "oh. . . a latte")

one quarter soy
one quarter nonfat
one quarter whole
one quarter organic

(me: "why do you bother putting organic milk in with all that not-organic stuff?"
her: "I just like the way it tastes."
Rob: "how did you even figure out that you liked this drink?)

extra hot
5 ice cubes

(her: "six ice cubes makes it too cool, but sometimes I burn my mouth on the extra hot."
me, rob, elex: incredulous stare)

It might be added that her companion ordered almost as silly a drink. She wanted one quarter soy and one quarter nonfat. When elex asked what the other half was going to be he was met with incomprehension.

There is going to be sign on the register soon, "Must Able to Add Fractions to Order."